When the alarm went off at 1:30 AM this morning (it was actually 6:15 according to Mum, but I don’t believe her), a tired and bewildered Caleb woke up. But, in the space of a few seconds (but they were blissful seconds nevertheless) I was asleep, only to be woken up by Mum and Josh, the former ALREADY SHOWERED, in the middle of the night (well, maybe not quite, but it was very early). As the first lights of dawn touched my bleary face, I was showered, dressed, and breakfasted. Then, we took a shuttle bus to Mykanos, where we decided to “meander along the town, at a delightful and measured pace.” However, we soon realised that we had been hoodwinked. ‘Delightful and measured’ turned out to be a cracking pace that would have made Usaine Bolt proud, and that pretty much cancels out ‘meander’ as well. But then, we found a nice beach, and some nice rotting chairs that had come from the sea, and we meandered, for real this time, among the area. We saw a couple of windmills, still owned and used by the way, and some REALLY dodgy cars. One of the funniest had a jagged hole for a grill, with no mesh, and a number plate tied on with rope! Anyway, we were more relaxed on the way back, and we even stopped for a cuppa. Back in Luxury, my new nickname for our cruise boat, we had an epic time.